Snorkeldorf is convinced he's the best-looking Freakie there is. And for all we know, he could be. After all, who's to know what good-looking is to another Freakie? Anyway, Snorkeldorf is so in love with himself, he carries pocket mirrors wherever he goes. He even writes love poems to himself which are always entitled; 'To Snorkeldorf With Love'.

One of his favorite poems is;